I am so sick of being sick, this is the third day now.
I spent the morning washing dishes and refusing to mop the floor
The ants have avoided my house this summer, I am pleased that I can leave crumbs of food everywhere.
This afternoon I watched Pink Floyd The Wall
on a VCR/Television combination that I found in a rubbish bin two months ago.
I kinda understand now that psychosis is strangely un-unique...
kinda like religion... in fact too damn much so.
I know I should cut my toenails but right now they are too far away, and so I pray no-one notices
when I go to the supermarket wearing thongs
I need more garlic to ingest and scare these freakin sinus vampires AWAY.
;)
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Oh and just in case someone non-Australian is reading this, thongs, in Australian parlance are flip-flops or jandals or whatever generic name for open topeed foot things (shoes) that you wear to the beach or when bumming around...
ReplyDeleteI think if I went to the supermarket wearing a thong as in tiny but-crack residing underpants, then the visage of a fat hairy biker looking bloke wandering around in underpants would be enough to distract from long toe nails.
The Wall was one of my absolute favourite movies ever, as a high school girlie a million years ago, I must watch again to see if I still do. As for the toenails, get thee to one of those little shops where you get to pop your feet in a bubble bath, sit in a massage chair and someone nice does it for you! If you're lucky you get a nice foot rub too, though, it you aren't quick you may end up with bright pink toenails :)
ReplyDeletePINK TOENAILS!!!
ReplyDeleteAre you aware of what that would do to my (self) image, woman????
LOL
Wha? Freshly pinked toenails fill me with an enormous sense of well being *wink*
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